"The Aristocrats" is a taboo-defying, off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians and dates back to the vaudeville era.[1] It relates the story of a family trying to get an agent to book their stage act, which is remarkably vulgar and offensive. The punch line reveals that they incongruously bill themselves as "The Aristocrats".[2] When told to audiences who know the punch line, the joke's humor depends on the described outrageousness of the family act.[3][4] Because the objective of the joke is its transgressive content, it is most often told privately,[5] such as by comedians to other comedians.[6]
This joke typically has these elements—alternative versions may change this form.
Setup: A family act (or a representative, usually a head of household) goes in to see a talent agent about booking their act. The agent asks what their act consists of.
Punch line: The shocked (or intrigued) agent asks what the act is called, and the proud answer (sometimes delivered with a flourish) is: "The Aristocrats!"
^Penn Jillette (August 21, 2005). "Letter to Roger Ebert". Movie Answer Man. RogerEbert.com. Archived from the original on September 30, 2007. Retrieved October 29, 2011.